Bob was a rock. He was a rather large rock- about the size of a small car. He was made of diamond, so I guess he wasn’t actually a rock. He was more of a mineral. He was not a normal mineral-rock-thing, though. Apart from being the largest diamond ever, he was also a magical rock!
Bob lived on a small beach in the Hawaiian wilderness. One day, an old man named Joe came exploring through the wilderness of Hawaii, when he found the beach. He saw the ginormous diamond and was amazed. He would become rich! He hurried over to the diamond and began to hurriedly take pictures with his camera. “Wow” said Joe. “That is a big rock for a tiny beach.” Then tried to climb on Bob the Rock. That was a bad idea.
“Ahrg! Who is stepping on me?” said Bob.
“AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH” said Joe. He tried to run away, but because he was old, he fell on his face. Bob laughed. Joe screamed Bob laughed. Joe screamed. It went on for about 20 minutes, until Joe had a heart attack and died. But Bob, being a magical rock, was talented in the art of healing old men who had heart attacks. ZAAAAAAAP! Bob zapped Joe with a lighting bolt in the face.Joe’s body convulsed for a second, then Joe gasped and sat up. He was very confused. “Are you a talking rock?” he asked.
“Yes, I am. You are very observant” Bob said sarcastically. “Are you going to leave now?”
Joe nodded his head, then slowly stood up, shaking. He tried to run, but he fell over again. So he speed walked away from Bob and back the way he came until he reached his car. He drove all the way back to his house. Once there, he hid in his closet all night long, shaking from his experience until he fell asleep.
The next morning when he woke up curled up in his closet he was very confused. Because he was old, he didn’t remember what he had been through the previous day. He got up, showered, ate breakfast and got ready for work (he was a lotion salesman). He went out to his garage to hop in his car and drive to his office but what he saw in his garage nearly made him have a heart attack. Instead of his car, Bob was there!
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” said Bob terrifyingly. “Where do you think you are going!” Joe screamed a not-so-manly scream and rushed inside. All of the traumatizing memories from the day before came flooding back. He ran back to his closet, but Bob was there. He screamed his girly scream again and ran away again. He ran all the way to the nearest Walmart, which was right next door to his house. But Bob was there.
Joe was extremely scared. He did not know what to do. He had never heard of a talking, living rock before. He ran through the aisles of Walmart, but everywhere he went, Bob was there. After 5 minutes of this, he finally collapsed. Bob appeared hovering over him. “Ha ha! I fooled you!” said Bob. “I’m not actually a rock!” He began to spin and with a pop and a cloud of dust, Bob turned into the tooth fairy. Joe was actually the tooth fairy’s husband, so they hugged and disappeared in a cloud of sprinkles.