Prologue: What Exit Strategy?
“Malware, we need that software download. Like, TEN MINUTES AGO!” the mute eleven-year-old that had been absorbed into the system to plant his namesake within sent an angry text back to his older brother: ‘I’M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN, JERKWAD!’ Database gave a groan and turned to his eldest brother Leonidas, hero name Spartan, as he was sending an army of hijacked weaponized blenders at the advancing trio. with a maniac smile the 18 year old gave his signature battle cry: “THIS! IS! SPARTAAAA~!” “Leo do you have a plan for an exit strategy that DOESN’T involve weaponized kitchen appliances?” Leonidas looked back at his brother with a hint of confuson detectable in the maniac gleam.
“What exit Strategy?”
Database moaned. “Oh, my god we’re all gonna die…”