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June 6th 2018, 11:30am
QueenBea has joined the chat
is anyone here?
I have stuff.
it needs saying.
and ppl for listening.
Jazzledazzle has joined the chat
I’m here. Why do you need 6 texts for 2 sentences?
Is this another one of your stories?
I don’t need to hear it.
natthecat has joined the chat
never fear, nat is here
let us hear this tale youve spun!
its not a story.
its real this time!
Bea you say that every time.
well this time I mean it.
Where are you guys?
food fight in the cafeteria so im hiding in the bathrooms
it was scary in there
a tomato hit my face
i had to run
it made a real nice thwack sound though
I’m not interested.
They’re not true and they never scare anyone.
what u got to say
something weird is going on.
weirder than thwacky tomatoes
what could be weirder than thwacky tomatoes
I think my new tattoo is haunted.
Tattoos can’t be haunted.
Next time come up with a more plausible story.
trust me it is!
I wouldn’t be lying about something like this!
do you honestly think I could come up with something this weird???
Bea you say that every time.
It’s getting old.
i wanna hear this
so I finally saved up to get one and I got out google maps and the closest place that did tattoos was this really strange place.
Never in your life have you said you wanted a tattoo.
Why would you go to the closest place? Did you even look at the ratings?
well it looked normal on google maps,
I went there, and it was this strange old place and it was like really,,,
like almost like maybe a claires.
way too happy and…
but it was empty.
and the lady who did the tattoo was like the last person youd expect in a tattoo shop.
like she was like this…
and she moved like one too.
Nat stop egging her on.
so I got the tattoo I wanted
Bea, that’s a tattoo, it’s not haunted.
Why would a tattoo be haunted?
i think it looks creeeeeeppppyyyy
Why am I still here?
jaz stop ruining the fun
guys this is all true! >:(
well I played the lady and she was like hey u wanna sign up for our email list and i was like no thanks
cause it was creepy right.
guys can we switch to a call?
i wanna hear the rest of this
youre really good at making up stories bea
you could be a writer
This is stupid.
Jazzledazzle has left the chat
QueenBea has started a call
natthecat has joined the call
“Hey, Nat, can you see me?”
“Nah, my video’s been all wonky for a few days now.”
“So, there any reason why we switched to call?”
“Well… I know it’s silly. Jaz probably would…”
“I’m scared that she can see it.”
“She? Wow. You’re really going all out with this one.”
“The lady at the shop. Nat I said this isn’t just another story! It’s real!”
“Okay. Whatever you say. So you refused your email. To the lady.”
“Oh yeah. So I was like to the lady nope noppity no thank you, and she was just like okay sure and she kept on smiling like this creepy barbie doll.”
“Ooh Barbies are creepy. I had one when I was a kid and its head fell off… It still creeps me out to this day”
“Nat! This is important!”
“Yeah. Sorry. Finish your story.”
“It’s not a story. So I went home, and I was like wow that was creepy, but hey! I got my tattoo with my compass that points North, like I’ve waited for, for like an eternity.”
“Where is this going… might wanna tweak that bit next time you tell it.”
“Nat… I said this is all true! I have a point. So I look down to admire my tattoo and the pointer thingy is pointing West, and it’s shorter.”
“Crazzyyy. That’s actually pretty cool. You should keep that bit.”
“Uggh. So I think she made a mistake, and I’m real mad but kinda freaked out. So then I’m messing around on the internet, when I get a notification for an email. And the email is from the tattoo place.”
“But you never gave her your email! Or did you mess up?”
“Oh! I see where this is going!”
“It was so weird. And when I open up the email it says ‘Hi there! We hope your compass tattoo is to your liking! We’ll be seeing you soon! Just follow the compass to find us!’”
“Mm hmm. And I look down at the compass, and now it’s pointing East. And it’s like an inch shorter than it started.”
“God…this is good. You should get it published!”
“Nat! This is all true! The tattoo has been spinning and getting shorter for a week now! I’m not lying! I have proo—damn”
“It’s another email…”
“Bea…this is getting creepy…”
“‘We’re here! We knew we’d find you!’”
“Bea… what’s going on? You’re scaring me!”
“Hi there Beatrice! We’re so happy to see you again!”
“Wh—what are you doing here?”
“Bea! This is getting scary! You can stop now… I’ve had enough—”
“Bea? Bea… Bea are you there?”
“Bea! This isn’t funny!”