About The Author
JUSTIN VALMASSOI can be found lurking in parks, feeding crows little bits of cheesy crackers. He used to do this in America, but now he lives in Scotland. Thankfully there are crows there too. In his spare spare time he captions animals for the amusement of hundreds of thousands of strangers via his inexplicably popular tumblr, Animals Talking In All Caps. (animalstalkinginallcaps.tumblr.com)
