Weird Stuff I’ve Said

‘Everything means nothing if I can’t eat poo.”
“Guess who doesn’t give a *******
“That’s a lot of **** doggos.”
“You can’t keep using dogs you **** out of the air.”
“I love eating eyeballs. They’re squishy like gummies.”
“It’s creepy because your uncle had access to a picture of me.”
“SHE’S HAPPY. SO IS HE. AND HIM. AND HER, AND HER, AND HER. AND HE’S HAPPY TOO AND SO IS HE. BUT I’M NOT. I’M NOT EMOTIONAL. EVER. I’M CHANGING. HELP.”
(Seven and nine are over a book)
“ANGER AT EMILY. AND SAM. AND MYSELF CAUSE I’M NOT DONE WITH THE BOOK.AND AT MY MOM FOR MAKING ME TAKE THE DOG OUT. I’M NEVER READING DURING THE DAY AGAIN!”
`”my dog got neutered so if he met a little girl doggy he wouldn’t be like, ‘btw family imma have puppies. Heads up.’ He’d just be like ‘Your butt smells like unfamiliar hooman.’”
I apologize.
Btw the **** are not actually swear words, they’re all cr*p

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