Hey guys, I’m Conner, and I’m about the best person alive. At least Papa says so. I am sev-nine and a half years old, and Papa says that nine and a half is the smartest age to be. That’s why I want to stay nine and a half, but Mom says that I have to worry about the future, because you never know what will happen. But Papa says that I should just relax, so I relax, because I agree with Papa.