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I take a drink of Perrier
a huge gulp of bubbly goodness as I jam out to Black Widow and I choke
i am about to cough on water
oh no there I need to swallow quick
quick
hurry
faster
to late
i cough
and it sprays EVERYWHERE
my trash can where I was aiming
my bed and pillows are now sprinkled with my saliva
my homework is dotted with water droplets
my desk is sprayed
my floor is damp with the missed drink
and my face is full of shock
as I swallow the remaining drink still left in my mouth Iaugh hysterically
idk what else to say… oh well
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