Tony

The Foot

Hi, i’m foot. This is my first time writing in a journal about my life. Today for example, Tony(my owner) decided to stick me in peanut butter and let his cat lick it off. I have no idea why, but to be honest, it kinda felt funny because of the little pricks that cats have on their tongues… you know what I’m talking about? Oh yeah, I think I forgot to mention i’m also a model. When Tony and I were 6, his mom entered us into a children’s footwear brand to be a foot model. Ever since, we’ve probably gone to over 300 modeling gigs. I really do love being pampered all the time for photo shoots, but sometimes the attention is just too much. I sometimes wish I could just be Tony’s hand, but then I remember how huroious they are! He uses the pot and doesn’t even wash his hands. Anyway… I’m just here to send out a message to you humans, speaking from a foot’s perspective, we appreciate a pedicure once in a while. But puleeeeease let us be foots.