Chapter 1: FIRST INTRO DRAFT
My life had always been simple. So how did I end up in this mess? Why is there a grown man yelling at me to buy an apple? Oh, excuse me I haven’t properly been introduced. I am Sir Eridio Moloka, and despite my name I don’t actually do anything noble. I’m a janitor for the royal castle. Prince Calla D’Lumb is a crude person, but he has a reason to. His father recently died, so he’s had to assume control of the kingdom. No clue what makes the linage of D’Lumb so special, but he gets princesses offering to marry him all the time. Me on the other hand? Well I’m not exactly good looking, and I don’t make a lot of money so I’ve been alone most my life. At least I have my friends.