Timothy Jacob Zohner Touched the Basketball Rim at the H.M.S Gymnasium
This just in, Timothy Jacob Zohner physically touched the basketball rim at the Hamilton Middle School gymnasium. We have here with us, the commentator of Super Bowl LII, and a local news reporter named Jarr. These 2 men will be interviewing many students here at the H.M.S campus. Now in this report the reporters have a special way to get the words about Timmy Zee out of them. I believe they called it something like “Reverse Phycology.” Let’s get into the News.
Jarr: “ Hello and welcome back to another Good Morning America… it is currently 10:00 p.m., and we will be on again, tomorrow at 12:00. This will be showing on CNN and Fox radio.”
Jim Nantz (Super Bowl Reporter): “Alright, let’s get into the news about this young man. His skills are among some of the greatest young kids of the mankind, and he can jump high, I guess”
Jarr: “ Yeah, this dude has mega swag. He also is good at basketball rather than just touching the rim.”
Jim: “ while interviewing these kids we asked them, “What they drank for breakfast last night, and how the curling game in 2003 went.”
Jim: “By getting these results(Spaghetti:5 people, Green Eggs and Ham:6 people) it turns out that 3 out of every 4 people that were interviewed didn’t care about Tim’s rim touching.
Well, you heard it here first.