7 Things You Could Totally Use as Your Horcrux

You’ve just been tasked with finding the perfect item to house a part of your soul, an item that will keep you alive indefinitely as long as it’s kept safe. In the Harry Potter universe, this item is known as a horcrux. How do you choose what to use? Well, we put together a list of ideas that He Who Must Not Be Named Probably should have considered.

Side note, horcruxes are evil. We just really love Harry Potter and like talking about the series.

1. An Old-School Brick Phone: In addition to being virtually indestructible, these retro phones are easy enough to hide. It would be interesting to see who would prevail between one of these bad boys and a poke from Godric Gryffindor’s sword. Now that’s a question for the philosophers . . . or J. K. Rowling.

2. A Penny: With so many billions of pennies hanging around, it would take an army of people smacking basilisk fangs into coins to have any hope of destroying the one housing your soul. Meanwhile, you could toss the real one into the sea or spend it on penny candy. Either way, it’s pretty safe to say this bad penny won’t be found (hopefully).

3. A Chair: There are a lot of chairs in the world. All you’d need to do is visit some obscure restaurant, make the transfer, and then slide back home without anyone noticing what you’re doing.

4. A Grain of Sand: Can you imagine the headache anyone trying to find your horcrux would get when they found out you chose to hide your soul in a grain of sand? You’d be set for life... or eternity.

5. A Random Rock: Toss that sucker in a river and you’re good to go!

6. Your TV Remote: After all, no one seems to ever be able to find it. It’s perfect!

7. A Harry Potter Book: What better place to hide your soul than the books where the concept began? Even Lord Voldemort himself would be proud of your sentimentality.

Did you notice, by the way, that our list has seven options, just like the number of Horcruxes Voldemort had?

 

What would you use as your Horcrux? Tell us in the comments below!

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  1. D-M-Kallande

    my horcrux would honestly be a penny, bc i keep finding them..

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  2. unofficialnerdgirl

    i’d probly put mine in an old camera and stow it away. or a rusty pen.

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  3. Fonzy

    How about a Mint? You can eat it, and no one will find it!

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  4. SerenityHeatherfield

    hmmmm, good question….Hey! I’ve got an idea! What about hiding it in my key! After all, no one seems to have found it XD

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  5. midnight_alpha

    my horcrux would be my bootiful wand of course because thats one of the main things you need in Hogwarts and there are millions of wands and id probably have my wand on me if im still alive also i would hide it underground in my grave if it i was dead XD X>

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  6. LilyAnn1923

    I would do my first pair of pointe shoes…since it has meaning, unlike these suggestions, (a tv remote? Like what?)
    The end 🙂

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  7. Summerthebookworm

    I would probably do an old pen or something like that.

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  8. storyispearl

    how ’bout tasty food…even Voldemort wouldn’t resist it…

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    1. Hermione_Watson_

      OMG what happens if you eat your horcrux? And side note : can you destroy your own horcrux? Is that how to ‘put yourself back together again’?

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      1. Bellpepper27

        In the last Harry Potter book, Hermione says that a person can put their souls back together but it would be very painful. Putting your soul back together may almost kill you, as Hermione says.

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        1. Hermione_Watson_

          Yes that’s what I mean! It’s so good to see so many fellow Potterheads that ADORE the books lol

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  9. Winter

    A brick.

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  10. Moondolphin36

    An adorable kitten. Even The Dark Lord wouldn’t be able to work up the nerve to kill the fluffy little guy.

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